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Riley Page

Riley Page

E-mail me; I get bored in class.

  • Member since Jul 21, 2006
  • Female
  • Nov 11, 1986
  • Brooklyn
  • United States
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  • I was a Vox  beta tester
i've lived many past lives, i think. i was a spy, a whore, maybe a murderer, a con artist, a writer, a psychoanalyst, among others. i'm multi-talented, a jill of many trades, and i talk - well, write, actually - a great game. this has served as my detriment as i can't seem to decide nor commit. but i've had a long and steady relationship with this vox! baby steps..

my selfishness may rear its head from time to time, often when i dig and mutilate entire containers of cookies & cream ice cream for chunks of oreos

oh, i'm not ashley olsen nor am i any of the fictionally happy white women in my user icons

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Mr.Nice
Mr.Nice said:
[this is good]
i remember watching this. so awesome. i think he even reccomends banana skins, since when did guys use banana skins,... read more
on Masturbation lesson on Weeds
oh, sweet cin!
oh, sweet cin! said:
OMG that was hilarious, hahaha and I love that the kid did not say one word. read more
on Masturbation lesson on Weeds
El Goober
El Goober said:
I may be out of line here... but I'm going to come right out and say "tire swing" :P read more
on no room for rumination...no need for introspection
snoringKatZ
snoringKatZ said:
I think you need a vacation. I prescribe four days in a tent next to a stream under some trees... read more
on 9:13 and I have to mark a stack of papers

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